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What? Reel Big Fish are going to play different songs?
Madness I say.
Photoshopped. It’s another cover album, isn’t it?
Recently it came to my attention that the word “YOLO,” an acronym standing for “You Only Live Once,” has become popular with the kids (as in “Fine, I’ll do another shot - YOLO!”). I did some research and I found out that YOLO is just the tip of the iceberg in terms of hip 2012 lingo. Get ready to feel really old, because I had never heard of any of these, but apparently they’re being used everywhere:
YOLO: You Only Live Once
YOLOLO: You Only “LOL” Once
YOTROLOLOO: You Only “Trololo” Once
YOLOLO NOHOMO: You Only “LOL” Once, and I don’t mean that in the gay way
YOWO SOSOPOLOS: You Only Wear Orange So-So Polos
“You’ll never win the fashion competition. YOWO SOSOPOLOS.”
YOWO SOSOPOLOS SOHOMO: You Only Wear Orange So-So Polos, and I do mean that in a very gay way
“You’ll never win the fashion competition, sweetbuns. YOWO SOSOPOLOS SOHOMO.”
YOYOKO ONOSOCO: You’re Only Yoko Ono, So Chill Out
“You don’t have to create world peace by yourself. YOYOKO ONOSOCO.” (Must be spoken only to Yoko Ono)
YOHOHOHO BOSODOCOCOA: You Only “HoHoHo” But Once, So Drink Our Cocoa (Must be spoken only to Santa Claus)
YOLOMOFO HELLOMOTO: You Only Live Once, Motherfucker (Must be spoken only by Samuel L. Jackson in a Motorola commercial)
YOYOYO OSO YOYOSOLO OWO LOCO PO-PO: You Only Yo-Yo Once, So Yo-Yo Solo, Obviously Without Crazy Police Officers
Wait… is this just an introductory course in Judoon?
David Tennant > Matt Stone
Am I the only person who thinks this?
Honestly, yes. Maybe. Weird thing to compare…
Louis Armstrong is a great influence on my attitude toward performance. When one watches a live video of the legendary jazz trumpet player and vocalist, it is easy to see the environment he creates for himself and his music. He is a smiling, laughing, generally happy person. When he is not playing, he is dancing and singing jovially. However, as soon as he puts his trumpet to his lips, one can see the look on his face change from night to day. Suddenly, he is straight-faced, his eyes go up in fierce concentration, and he never misses a note or entrance. When it comes to his trumpet playing, Louis Armstrong is completely serious about his craft. While he leaves room to have fun and be happy, making great music is his top priority, and he takes it very seriously. This is precisely the idea I want to convey in my playing.
Critics agree. The sounds of Floof and the Time Bandits are most certainly “music” (Boulder Daily Camera). Their polarizing, hard-to-pin-down sound has been described by wowed audiences as both “a bit loud” and “actually a pretty decent volume.” Bandwagon magazine once…
Every booking email should be like this.
A Romney Presidency: Day One – this is from the Romney campaign itself, describing how “President Romney” would approve the Keystone pipeline, introduce pro-growth tax reforms, and repeal Obamacare. So, yeah, no surprise—Day One: tax cuts for the wealthy, because ‘job creators!’ And all you people without health insurance, with pre-existing conditions, with kids in their early 20s? Suck it, plebs! Hurry up and die but in the meantime, thank your lucky stars for the minimum wage jobs that will (someday?) be ‘created’ by CEOs making hundreds of millions of dollars, who just got more tax cuts from “President Romney.”
- The only “acceptable” outcome for Romney is one in which tens of millions of Americans lose their health care coverage, seniors pay higher prescription drug costs, small businesses lose their tax breaks, and the deficit goes up by hundreds of billions of dollars over the next decade. But there’s another point that’s gone largely forgotten: we’ve gone from a policy landscape in which Republicans agreed with 80% of Obamacare to one in which Republicans agree with 0% of Obamacare. –Steve Benen
Day 2: Approve some more oil pipelines, cut funding for education, wipe out an endangered species.
Day 3: Bomb country randomly selected by spinning globe, resurrect Hitler
